welcome, infidel!

A rather confusing and unexpectedly stressful movie about a teenager who displays his moral fiber by making a porn movie (well, sort of) in his high school during prom. Yeah, I thought it was a weird idea for a movie too.

Also stars, of course, Elisha Cuthbert as "the girl next door" and former porn star.

All the guys are wondering if it's worth the price of a rental to see Elisha Cuthbert pretend to be a slut. The answer is yes. She is really freaking hot. But this movie does not pass the girlfriend test -- they will never believe you rented it for any other reason.