LinkThrow her ass in jailMay 9, '07 12:44 AM
for everyone
Link: http://www.petitiononline.com/ph123/petition.html

Paris Hilton has started an online petition to get her sentence changed, so she won't have to serve time in jail.

Some people think that's obnoxious. This is THEIR petition.


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mellybrelly wrote on May 9, '07
that makes me laugh.. I had to sign it just because!
jvon wrote on May 9, '07
I think they should lock her up before she turns any more hot actresses into complete skanks.
mellybrelly wrote on May 9, '07
she does seem to have that ability, doesn't she..

fairy skank mistress, all the coke you could want, after midnight.
controlgroup wrote on May 9, '07
I don't think she can blamed for what happens to any other "hot actresses" (are you referring to Lindsey Lohan? Pfftt). I do think it's sick when spoiled little rich girls think themselves above the law, so I also sign the pettition. Thanks for pointing this out.
jvon wrote on May 9, '07
Yes. I do blame her for Lindsay Lohan. Elisha Cuthbert has been seen with her also... it is not too late to save Elisha.
frenchkittymeow wrote on May 9, '07
I signed
rangerlee wrote on May 9, '07, edited on May 9, '07
Perhaps HER petition should be signed, it will become a bigger joke when Saddam Hussien and Osama Bin Laden sign them... perhaps Major Woody and I.P. Freely need to make a signature as well...

Go to JAIL bitch, you EARNED this!
hopems wrote on May 9, '07
If I may offer a rationale for not putting Paris in jail, it is going to cost taxpayers quite a lot of money. She will need special protection while in lockup, among other things. Wouldn't house arrest with an ankle bracelet be enough?
frenchkittymeow wrote on May 9, '07
hopems said
If I may offer a rationale for not putting Paris in jail, it is going to cost taxpayers quite a lot of money. She will need special protection while in lockup, among other things. Wouldn't house arrest with an ankle bracelet be enough?
Jail is no Hilton :P
jvon wrote on May 9, '07
hopems said
Wouldn't house arrest with an ankle bracelet be enough?
If I did what Paris did, I'd probably be in jail for six months. So no. It isn't. :)
rangerlee wrote on May 9, '07
House arrest??? Are you kidding? less then 24 hours after telling the judge that she was very sorry for what she did and she would use better judgment she was photographed driving again! A couple of times I might add. So putting her under house arrest is the same as letting her go free.

One of two things will happen, she will still go out, and then be arrested for it and have to go to jail anyway. Or she will use her money and get someone that can remove the bracelet and then go out....
jvon wrote on May 9, '07
One of two things will happen, she will still go out, and then be arrested for it and have to go to jail anyway. Or she will use her money and get someone that can remove the bracelet and then go out....
Or she'll move into a huge motor home and drive that around, filling it with booze and pot and coke. When she's arrested again, she'll say that her lawyer assured her it was OK.
davedill wrote on May 9, '07
jvon said
Or she'll move into a huge motor home and drive that around, filling it with booze and pot and coke. When she's arrested again, she'll say that her lawyer assured her it was OK.
Not only that, but she'll turn it into another reality TV show and make some more money she doesn't need.
blackaliss wrote on May 9, '07
wtf, she needs a longer sentence.
hopems wrote on May 9, '07
hopems wrote on May 9, '07
OMG, and Ty Pennington got arrested for DUI too!
hopems wrote on May 9, '07
Damn, so did Eve, AND Busta Rhymes!
maukuuku wrote on May 10, '07
Well, if anybody seen her mugshot, I'd like to have a copy, please!.
hopems wrote on May 10, '07
Usually you can find these sorts of things at the Smoking Gun, but she's not there. Plenty of other celebrities are however: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/index.html
hopems wrote on May 13, '07
Are there any jail Paris rallies?
hopems wrote on May 13, '07
An open letter from Tori Spelling's Mom:

http://www.tmz.com/2007/05/13/candy-to-paris-youre-spoiled/
jvon wrote on May 13, '07
I think the whole world is a Jail Paris rally. ;)
hopems wrote on May 13, '07
Why can't she be more like Tori Spelling?! Here Tori is with her hubbie and new baby:

http://www.tmz.com/2007/05/12/tori-and-jason-the-90210-reunion-that-almost-was/
jvon wrote on May 13, '07
I'd guess that part of it is that Tori Spelling is a famous actress, and Paris Hilton is famous for giving some guy a blowjob while he filmed it with his cellphone. Or whatever it was.
hopems wrote on May 13, '07
Well Paris IS an heir to the Hilton fortune.
jvon wrote on May 13, '07
Sure, but that's not why she's a celebrity. Can you think of anyone else who is that famous just because they're going to inherit a lot of money?

Take away the trust fund and she'd be living in a trailer park somewhere.

maukuuku wrote on May 14, '07
hopems said
Are there any jail Paris rallies?
They did have one over the week end with a big crowd of three (3) showed up, hehe!

And one of them was holding up a sign calling Paris a Martyr.
jvon wrote on May 14, '07
Does that mean she's going to blow herself up? Because that's what it usually seems to mean these days.
maukuuku wrote on May 14, '07
Not with where she is going. They don't have explosive there, :).
jvon wrote on May 14, '07
Yeah you're probably right. Besides I think if Paris explodes it will be from eating Pop Rocks and washing them down with champagne.
maukuuku wrote on May 14, '07
The poor thing! What she gonna do without champagne for 3wks?, :)):).
jvon wrote on May 14, '07
It's going to be a tough adjustment, that's for sure. :)
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