> NEVER CHOKE IN A RESTAURANT IN THE SOUTH
>
> Two hillbillies walk into a Dairy Queen. While
> having a couple of Blizzards, they talk privately
> about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman
> at a nearby table, eating a chicken sandwich, begins
> to cough. After a while, it becomes apparent that
> she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies
> looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman
> shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman
> begins to turn blue, eyes widen and shakes her head
> no.
>
> The hillbilly strolls over to the woman, lifts up
> the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and
> quickly gives her right butt cheek a long lick with
> his tongue.
> The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm
> and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. She
> begins to breathe again, the hillbilly ambles smugly
> back to his table.
> His buddy says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there
> 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody
> do it!
